Futurama Porn Diary

That stupid idiot, I mean, Fry, has drawn another Futurama porn comics. I already don’t pay attention to his tricks. He invented some weird type of “Halloween porn” – one sunny day when we all were fucking, someone knocked at the door. A weird girl came in, with a pumpkin on her head. She fell on her knees and started sucking my bolt! That mysterious girl with a nice ass and a warm mouth sucked off every man in the room (except for Zoidberg, of course, haha). End everyone had a good time pumping her in her butt. Leela seemed to be disappointed as she lacked attention now, and all because of that skinny pumpkin bitch. When she took off her hat, she turned out to be Kim Possible! That means we all were fucking Kim Possible dressed as a pumpkin. Man, that’s just so fucking stupid!

Fry brought some porn to watch, and everyone immediately went horny again. They just can’t sit still, those stupid bone bags! Oh, well, if they want to, I will help them to fuck. Fry sticks his wiener inside Amy’s tight snatch, Leela has her ass pounded by Kif, Professor enjoys Amy covering his cock with drools – all goes normal. I used my antenna a little bit, thrusting it into Leela’s wet twat, and made her scream like if I was killing her. I personally would prefer the second, but… Nah, I’m just too kind. Horny Leela and Amy started lesbian games, and the guys stared at them, jacking off and drooling the place all over. Gosh, what a smut!

Oh man, I should have refused to play their game today… The guys wanted to have some toon BDSM fun, and I thought it was a nice idea, too. But unfortunately BDSM meant tortures not only for the girls, but for the boys as well. And the thing that happened next was horrible. Fry roasted my dick with a burner, and Zoidberg machined it with his rasp. That hurts so much! But I think that’s not the worst treatment for today, ‘cause the girls were fucked so roughly that I am glad I got away. They were tied tightly, their asses were stuffed with different dildos, and their mouths were filled with cocks, so that they barely choked. Horrible tortures for Leela and Amy – I don’t envy them!

I’m starting to get bored. Nothing special happens, no new tasks, no dangerous missions – just fucking all the time. Amy sucks cocks all day long: she swallows Professor’s dick, licks Fry’s sausage, please Zoidberg and even try to tease my hose. I don’t appreciate that much, though. Leela was at her best, giving her ass to be roughly jammed and fucking with Amy, using a sexy strap-on. Those sweet girls can perform seductive lesbian plays, you know. Very pretty, though they are nothing but helpless flesh bags. This time even Zoidberg had his chance to be not simply a weird alien doctor, whom everyone ignores, but a creature with a throbbing cock that needs cure.

Well, at last all came back to normal at our job. The day before we had a traditional, routine if you want, fuck starring Leela and Amy. The girls tried their best to please Fry and me, and Kif, too. I was fucking Leela in her ass, and Fry thrust his shaft inside her warm mouth. Amy gave her snatch to Kif, who was pleased with such attention. He nailed her hard to look a professional fucked in her eyes. Miserable bastard! I, Bender the almighty, was on top of my fame and glory as I fucked the girls in their twats with my shining metal cock! And Fry was fucking Amy’s feet – is that what humans call fetish? Well, you can see all for yourself – I’ve compiled the sex pictures into a porn gallery.

Guess what! That retard has drawn another porn comics! Man, his stupidity is naturally killing me! This time we all came to see Professor. And he started sucking Fry’s cock at once! He swallowed his meaty snake, then grabbed my metal shaft and swallowed it too! Amy exposed her tight butt, and Fry shoved his hose inside, pounding her with all his energy. Meanwhile Professor was giving blowjob to me. Meanwhile Leela was bouncing on top of Professor’s cock, screaming as her boobs jiggled so hard they could rip off! Well, all this smut ended with a huge cum shot all over the girls’ faces, bodies and the floor. That perverted Fry! I’ll kick his ass if I catch him!

Daamn, I knew that Fry is stupid, but that’s absolutely insane! That idiot has discovered an artist in himslefl, dammit! He has drawn a porn comics, and is now showing it to everyone. I took a look and was stunned – that jerk has drawn a threesome with himself, me and Leela! And it’d be ok, but one little detail – I look a complete retard in it! I give handjobs and act like a stupid! Fry fucks Leela in her snatch, then I fuck Fry, then he sucks my metal hose, Then we all drown in an orgy! Ugh, what a disgrace! I’m ouuta here, gotta kill Fry! Damn him for drawing such crazy shit… That’s not a Futurama porn, that’s bullshit!!! Freaking funny bullshit, though…

Fuck, I knew that Fry is a weirdo, but that he’s bisexual – no way! Didn’t even think of it. Nevertheless, last night when we all had sex at our workplace, he jumped on top of Professor’s dick and started bouncing, moaning from pleasure! I don’t get it – was he drunk? ‘Cause then he had his butt slammed by Amy’s brand new strap-on! I started thinking that he was gay, but he started pounding Leela’s hot pussy, and I calmed down. The rest of the sex party was great – I banged Leela and drank beer at the same time. That’s two of my favorite hobbies – fucking and drinking!

Wow… My head still hurts, and I don’t exactly remember what happened… Hate those flashbacks, especially when they are not pleasant at all! Okay, let’s be cool now and remember. I was doing my thing… Then Fry came up and said he had an awesome disk with some porn to watch. I took it by force, then knocked him out not to hear his miserable screams. Then I uploaded the files to my flash dump. And then… It all went upside down – I had some strange visions – Amy giving handjob to Fry, Zoidberg fucking some weird alien, Nibbler sucking Zoidberg’s dick… Me fucking Amy in her tight hole, Leela sucking Hermes’s huge hose… My god, what was that stuff? Must have been some sort of a virus! Need to check my memory for errors and delete all this smut! Here, have a look at the pictures from it for the last time!

I wanted to have a good sleep, but those horny bitches woke me up. They said their pussies were terribly itching, so they asked me to fuck them in their plump twats. Well, I was pissed at first, but – hey! What else are the friends needed for? I pulled off my metal snake and shoved it inside Leela’s tight hole. I poked her for an hour at least, and she still asked for more! Amy was licking her clit, teasing herself at the same time. Then the guys woke up, and hurried up to give girls a hand. Or, let us say, a cock. Fry ripped Amy’s snatch with his wiener, and even Nibbler licked his lady’s twat. Ah, one could make a perfect Futurama porn movie from that! Well, gotta go. Watch and envy me – Bender almighty and alsexy!

There was a party yesterday, and I can hardly remember what happened. Drank too much beer, I think. But my faithful camera has got it all – the built-in one, I mean. When I scanned through all the pictures, I was stunned – the place was naturally blown yesterday! Hermes naile Amy in her sweet ass, Zapp Brannigan was licking Leela’s skin boots, working as her sex slave, and then made Kif his little bitch, pounding him in his butt! Even Fry, that miserable looser (and my friend, part-time) had himself two girls at the same time – bothe Amy and Leela were sucking his cock, swallowing it completely! Well, I think I should really, you know… Slow down with tha alcohol stuff. Having said that… Nah, fuck it!

I have heard all sorts of weird sex stories about Dr. Zoidberg and all the bizarre sex gadgets he keeps in his lab. I really need to get some of those so I can bend some hot babes. He doesn’t let me in, so I sent Amy instead. They stayed locked in for hours, having all kinds of hardcore and kinky sex with his sex toys, sexual gadgets and love potions! Amy seems to have a thing for really strange alien sex, that nasty slut! Bender really wants to bend her Asian pussy!

I have to get my hands on whatever Dr. Zoidberg is giving Amy. She has turned into a sex slut that can’t get enough of his crustacean cock! She spends all day long in his lab, all you can hear from outside are the wild sex noises they make. Zoidberg doesn’t let me into the lab, but I plugged myself into the computer’s security network to spy on them and watch Amy take his slimy alien cock in her mouth while she plays with his loose ball sack. Very bizarre but hot at the same time!

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Leela is a voracious alien babe with an incredible sexual appetite, you have to be much of a man to pleasure her, and despite all the Viagra he’s taking, Fry just can’t keep up. Being his best friend, I helped him build a sex machine, equipped with two huge cocks, it would help him tame the wild alien one-eyed vixen that Leela is. After getting fucked in her mouth, ass and pussy by Fry’s cock and the sex machine’s, Leela gets her naked cartoon body splattered with cum!

I got Fry and Leela a sex machine so they could spice up their sex lives, they had no idea I implanted a hidden camera on it so I could broadcast their dirty lovemaking online all over the galaxy! Not that I enjoy watching Fry’s naked butt and limp dick, but it’s worth the sacrifice if I get to whack off to Leela’s big tits and tight ass while she’s getting fucked by Fry on the sex machine.

Few girls have ever managed to make me blow my load like Amy, after all I am a robot and I can cum at will, but Amy is just too hot! We somehow ended up as the main feature of a bizarre sex show, the crowd lov4ed the way this Asian babe sucked robot cock, massaging my robo-balls while milking my mechanical dick until I was ready to splatter her face with my lubricants. She told me I was the perfect sex machine, what a compliment!

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A hot night out on town with Amy found us in a bizarre sex show, with no Money to pay for the hefty tab we left. The only way they would let us go was if we joined their act on stage. Amy is a real dirty fuck slut, so she had no problems getting naked and bending over so everybody could see how II bended her tight ass in doggy position! This sexy Asian slut can really take a robot cock up the ass like a true pro!

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I love to go out and party with cute Amy, she can turn into a real slut after a few drinks! We went to this wild sex show and she decided she wanted to be part of the act, which involved a severed head in a glass container and a sex toy. I couldn’t just leave her alone, so I joined her on stage and let the naughty Asian babe give me one of the best hummers I ever got.

Zoidberg is a real sex freak, he is always coming up with freaky machines, lotions, potions and pills to enhance his sex experience and uses Amy as his lab rat, or should I say “lab pussy”? The horny asian babe will do anything as long as it gets her laid, and she has a kink for sex with aliens, too bad she doesn’t have a kink for sex with robots, too! I don’t care as long as I get to whack off watching her have freaky alien sex with Zoidberg and his very oddly shaped crustacean cock!

Fry asked me to help him build Leela a birthday gift she would not forget. What better than a sex machine? By the time we were done, we had put together the meanest, leanest fucking machine ever built. Leela couldn’t believe it and she couldn’t wait to give it a test ride! The only condition, of course, was to let us see her doing it! I whacked my “bender” like 30 times seeing the sexy one eyed alien ride the fuck machine!