Futurama Porn Diary

It’s a rear opportunity for you to see all my friends naked. Totally naked Futurama characters! What, are you stunned? Nah, I bet you aren’t, ‘cause you’ve seen that before. But have you ever seen them looking so horny and willing to make every wish come true? Wanna know why they are so horny? ‘Cause I’ve dashed some Viagra to their meals at dinner! Hahah, now they became totally nuts and jump on each other, willing to make sex with everything that is looking like a pole (or like a snatch). Naked bodies, hot round tits and sweet toon asses – just as I like! Damn, I’ve become a horny robot, a true sex machine! See what these guys do to me? Dunno, maybe a hard reset will save me from this smut. Gotta check it out…

There’s nothing like laying after a hard work day, sipping beer and fucking a gorgeous butt. Leela’s one, of course. Her tight ass makes me feel so hot that I’m naturally burning. I’m serious – when I fucked her last time, she screamed, and that was not because her snatch was ripped by my metal weapon, but because she was scorched by my hot metal body. Well, today she was more than pleased – when I nailed her pumpkin, I turned on my thermal control, so she was not affected by the heat. As for me, I had a very good time giving her a rough ass pummel. Marvellous sex with slim and busty Leela – who’s number one? Bender is, of course!

Hey, that stupid Fry stole my idea! He dressed like a superman, too, and started nailing Leela’s super ass! Her exposed pussy was pierced through with his boner, and she bounce on his hose just like some time before she did with me! That’s fucking lame. Her boobs should have jiggled when I fucked her butt, not this idiot! Her warm mouth should swallow only my metal hose, not his meaty wiener as well! That’s not fair!! And they have 69 – we had no 69 when we fucked! Ugh, that Leela will get it… Prepare for revenge, you one-eyed mutant bitch! Bender will stuff your ass with something bigger than a simple cock!

I think that this porn picture gallery will be exactly what I’ll present to my friends as soon as X-mas comes! A lovely compilation, and I’ve made it myself. All the toons unite on such nights, so you can see naked Leela, dressing up like Santa Clause, you can see naked Homer as her slave; you can watch Zoidberg drooling over a hot naked beauty, you can observe naked elves and see Shrek, getting his X-mas naked present. All the cartoons willingly agreed to pose in this one, and even little mermaid Ariel, who is usually shy, agreed to take off her bra and show the world her lovely tits. Well, see those erotic cartoon pictures, while I’m off for some beer. See ya, flesh bags!

I accidentally found a hot gallery which I’ve searched for a while. It contains a small collection of toon pics. There are some pics of our crazy crew, too. Here is Amy, who rested at the beach and was spotted by the horny Nibbler. He rushed forward and grasped her sexy panties, pulling them off. As far as I remember, it was a very interesting scene after that… And here is Fry fucking Leela’s hot tits. His boner slides among those milky beauties like a fresh sausage. Oh, and here’s the picture of last summer’s vacation – Fry and me pounding Leela doggy-style. Fry inserted his bone too far inside her mouth then, and she nearly choked. I wanted to call the ambulance, but couldn’t – laugh too much Oh, sweet memories…

Well, looks like Fry and Leela have seriously fallen in love with each other. Lucky for me that I can’t have feelings – all that snot and stuff. Look how they kiss – ugh, disgusting! But the fact that Fry now has a lot more access to Leela’s hot body makes me feel a little… Interested, let us say. Haha, I just loved watching them in the bathroom, fucking like two little sissies, whispering tender words to each other… Naïve fools! As they were fond of each other, I made perfect photos of Leela’s hot ass and nig round boobs. And her snatch, pierced by Fry’s dick, too. Well, I guess you know what happens next – a new Futurama porn picture gallery!

Whoa, Leela really CAN be inventive sometimes! Today she had a very good idea – how about dressing up like superheroes and performing a wild fuck? Yeah, that was fantastic – I took my metal pole and rammed it inside her plump super ass, pumping her like a real superhero! I was Bender the Almighty, the ruler of the pussies and the king of asses. She screamed and begged for mercy, when I squeezed her big tits, and I laughed proudly as my long shaft nailed her snatch. Then I had the pleasure of spilling my motor oil over her face. Lots of sex pics made, as always. Watch them, meatbags, and beg for my mercy, or soon I’ll come and fuck your ass!

Wow, didn’t know that Fry can be an inventor! That stupid head just can’t contain some sort of a brain. But as it turns out, when the case comes to sex, he’s got all kinds of sex machines to bring him pleasure! He invented some kinky sex machine for his beloved Leela, so now she can satisfy her sex hunger for good! Here I have some photos showing how she tried his invention, bouncing on top of it, having her snatch ripped and rubbed. She moaned and screamed with excitement, as this machine penetrated her deep twat, pushing harder every minute! Man, those flesh pigs can be insane from time to time! Well, see Leela naked riding sex machine, if you want, and I’m bored – guess I’ll have some beer in the bar.

Hah, finally I’ve caught horny Leela fucking Fry in the bathroom! Her pussy itched so much that she couldn’t stand it, so she waited until Fry comes to take shower and jumped right on his cock! She swallowed it and teased it with her tongue, she bounced on top of it, screaming like a wild cat, she even had his huge boner up her sexy plump ass! And I’ve got it all on the camera and is gonna require some cash for them. Of course she’ll provide me with money, otherwise I’m gonna post them on my blog! Woops, done that already But she doesn’t know – that’s the point! See now, how smart I am? Hurry up and see these Futurama sex pictures, or I’m afraid she’ll get to know and delete all this!

Today’s the big day – we’ve invited the hot Family Guy characters over. And, as always, the quiet party turned into a raging sex festival! Hermes fucked Lois Griffin in her butt, Zoidberg gave Meg a rough ass pummel, and Professor gave his wrinkled old dick to Peter Griffin. I wanted to have some fun, too, so after nailing Amy Wong, I decided to try some fat butt fucking and poked Chris’s chocolate hole. Too bad Peter noticed that and hurried up to revenge – he shoved his meaty pole inside my metal butt! That bastard tortured me for half an hour, and my ass still hurts. Well, at least the rest of the day went fine, and I got myself many sex pictures, so now I can share them with you. What for? For you to envy me, of course!

That’s it – I’ve decided to show Fry that I can draw porn comics too, and much better ones. So I spent some time with the paper and pencils… Nah, fuck it – I’m just kidding. Of course, I used my built-in graphics processor and printed the sex pictures afterwards But told everyone I used good old wooden sticks and pieces of paper. So these pictures are much more stylized and seductive, and the gorgeous Bender rules here! I fuck everybody, and even Fry here. But then I thought that it’s too boring, and added some pictures of Fry fucking Professor, Leela sucking Fry’s dick and naked Leela standing by the ocean. Wait a minute… What’s that? Fry cumming on my face?! That picture is not mine… Erm, don’t mind it – that’s some bug in my graphics chip…

That stupid idiot, I mean, Fry, has drawn another Futurama porn comics. I already don’t pay attention to his tricks. He invented some weird type of “Halloween porn” – one sunny day when we all were fucking, someone knocked at the door. A weird girl came in, with a pumpkin on her head. She fell on her knees and started sucking my bolt! That mysterious girl with a nice ass and a warm mouth sucked off every man in the room (except for Zoidberg, of course, haha). End everyone had a good time pumping her in her butt. Leela seemed to be disappointed as she lacked attention now, and all because of that skinny pumpkin bitch. When she took off her hat, she turned out to be Kim Possible! That means we all were fucking Kim Possible dressed as a pumpkin. Man, that’s just so fucking stupid!

Fry brought some porn to watch, and everyone immediately went horny again. They just can’t sit still, those stupid bone bags! Oh, well, if they want to, I will help them to fuck. Fry sticks his wiener inside Amy’s tight snatch, Leela has her ass pounded by Kif, Professor enjoys Amy covering his cock with drools – all goes normal. I used my antenna a little bit, thrusting it into Leela’s wet twat, and made her scream like if I was killing her. I personally would prefer the second, but… Nah, I’m just too kind. Horny Leela and Amy started lesbian games, and the guys stared at them, jacking off and drooling the place all over. Gosh, what a smut!

Oh man, I should have refused to play their game today… The guys wanted to have some toon BDSM fun, and I thought it was a nice idea, too. But unfortunately BDSM meant tortures not only for the girls, but for the boys as well. And the thing that happened next was horrible. Fry roasted my dick with a burner, and Zoidberg machined it with his rasp. That hurts so much! But I think that’s not the worst treatment for today, ‘cause the girls were fucked so roughly that I am glad I got away. They were tied tightly, their asses were stuffed with different dildos, and their mouths were filled with cocks, so that they barely choked. Horrible tortures for Leela and Amy – I don’t envy them!

Well, at last all came back to normal at our job. The day before we had a traditional, routine if you want, fuck starring Leela and Amy. The girls tried their best to please Fry and me, and Kif, too. I was fucking Leela in her ass, and Fry thrust his shaft inside her warm mouth. Amy gave her snatch to Kif, who was pleased with such attention. He nailed her hard to look a professional fucked in her eyes. Miserable bastard! I, Bender the almighty, was on top of my fame and glory as I fucked the girls in their twats with my shining metal cock! And Fry was fucking Amy’s feet – is that what humans call fetish? Well, you can see all for yourself – I’ve compiled the sex pictures into a porn gallery.

Guess what! That retard has drawn another porn comics! Man, his stupidity is naturally killing me! This time we all came to see Professor. And he started sucking Fry’s cock at once! He swallowed his meaty snake, then grabbed my metal shaft and swallowed it too! Amy exposed her tight butt, and Fry shoved his hose inside, pounding her with all his energy. Meanwhile Professor was giving blowjob to me. Meanwhile Leela was bouncing on top of Professor’s cock, screaming as her boobs jiggled so hard they could rip off! Well, all this smut ended with a huge cum shot all over the girls’ faces, bodies and the floor. That perverted Fry! I’ll kick his ass if I catch him!

Daamn, I knew that Fry is stupid, but that’s absolutely insane! That idiot has discovered an artist in himslefl, dammit! He has drawn a porn comics, and is now showing it to everyone. I took a look and was stunned – that jerk has drawn a threesome with himself, me and Leela! And it’d be ok, but one little detail – I look a complete retard in it! I give handjobs and act like a stupid! Fry fucks Leela in her snatch, then I fuck Fry, then he sucks my metal hose, Then we all drown in an orgy! Ugh, what a disgrace! I’m ouuta here, gotta kill Fry! Damn him for drawing such crazy shit… That’s not a Futurama porn, that’s bullshit!!! Freaking funny bullshit, though…

Fuck, I knew that Fry is a weirdo, but that he’s bisexual – no way! Didn’t even think of it. Nevertheless, last night when we all had sex at our workplace, he jumped on top of Professor’s dick and started bouncing, moaning from pleasure! I don’t get it – was he drunk? ‘Cause then he had his butt slammed by Amy’s brand new strap-on! I started thinking that he was gay, but he started pounding Leela’s hot pussy, and I calmed down. The rest of the sex party was great – I banged Leela and drank beer at the same time. That’s two of my favorite hobbies – fucking and drinking!

I wanted to have a good sleep, but those horny bitches woke me up. They said their pussies were terribly itching, so they asked me to fuck them in their plump twats. Well, I was pissed at first, but – hey! What else are the friends needed for? I pulled off my metal snake and shoved it inside Leela’s tight hole. I poked her for an hour at least, and she still asked for more! Amy was licking her clit, teasing herself at the same time. Then the guys woke up, and hurried up to give girls a hand. Or, let us say, a cock. Fry ripped Amy’s snatch with his wiener, and even Nibbler licked his lady’s twat. Ah, one could make a perfect Futurama porn movie from that! Well, gotta go. Watch and envy me – Bender almighty and alsexy!

There was a party yesterday, and I can hardly remember what happened. Drank too much beer, I think. But my faithful camera has got it all – the built-in one, I mean. When I scanned through all the pictures, I was stunned – the place was naturally blown yesterday! Hermes naile Amy in her sweet ass, Zapp Brannigan was licking Leela’s skin boots, working as her sex slave, and then made Kif his little bitch, pounding him in his butt! Even Fry, that miserable looser (and my friend, part-time) had himself two girls at the same time – bothe hot Amy and Leela were sucking his cock, swallowing it completely! Well, I think I should really, you know… Slow down with tha alcohol stuff. Having said that… Nah, fuck it!