Futurama Porn Diary

Seems that the porn comics epidemic has affected all of these stupid bone bags. Now Amy came up with her sex idea! She has drawn a sex comics where all of us participate in unbelievable smut. Fry fucked Leela, sticking his cock inside her twat, and she begged to push it deeper; I fisted Amy’s snatch and banged her plump ass, Professor enjoyed my metal plunger inside his chocolate fortress and gave his wiener to Zoidberg to suck at the same time. Even Nibbler was roughly fucked and gave all his three cocks to be sucked. What – you never knew Nibbler had three cocks? Well, now you are aware. Anyway, these stupid porn pictures are miserable! I hate that stupid bitch and gonna kick her ass tomorrow!

Okay, now these flesh freaks definitely have some mind problems! Guess who’s drawn another stupid porn comics? It’s Leela! Yes, and she drawn a sex comics where I fuck Fry! Well, at least not the opposite… I grab my metal hose there and stick it into Fry’s tight ass, pumping him like a dog. Then disgusting things start happening. At first Fry pukes right at the moment I cum into his ass, then he pisses on the floor. Ugh! Then our brave Leela comes, and her big eye is like not so big at all, and she pulls out her blaster and shoots us both. Yeah, world is saved, yippee. Agh, whatever, stupid one-eyed mutant!

Today’s the big day – we’ve invited the hot Family Guy characters over. And, as always, the quiet party turned into a raging sex festival! Hermes fucked Lois Griffin in her butt, Zoidberg gave Meg a rough ass pummel, and Professor gave his wrinkled old dick to Peter Griffin. I wanted to have some fun, too, so after nailing Amy Wong, I decided to try some fat butt fucking and poked Chris’s chocolate hole. Too bad Peter noticed that and hurried up to revenge – he shoved his meaty pole inside my metal butt! That bastard tortured me for half an hour, and my ass still hurts. Well, at least the rest of the day went fine, and I got myself many sex pictures, so now I can share them with you. What for? For you to envy me, of course!

That’s it – I’ve decided to show Fry that I can draw porn comics too, and much better ones. So I spent some time with the paper and pencils… Nah, fuck it – I’m just kidding. Of course, I used my built-in graphics processor and printed the sex pictures afterwards But told everyone I used good old wooden sticks and pieces of paper. So these pictures are much more stylized and seductive, and the gorgeous Bender rules here! I fuck everybody, and even Fry here. But then I thought that it’s too boring, and added some pictures of Fry fucking Professor, Leela sucking Fry’s dick and naked Leela standing by the ocean. Wait a minute… What’s that? Fry cumming on my face?! That picture is not mine… Erm, don’t mind it – that’s some bug in my graphics chip…

That stupid idiot, I mean, Fry, has drawn another Futurama porn comics. I already don’t pay attention to his tricks. He invented some weird type of “Halloween porn” – one sunny day when we all were fucking, someone knocked at the door. A weird girl came in, with a pumpkin on her head. She fell on her knees and started sucking my bolt! That mysterious girl with a nice ass and a warm mouth sucked off every man in the room (except for Zoidberg, of course, haha). End everyone had a good time pumping her in her butt. Leela seemed to be disappointed as she lacked attention now, and all because of that skinny pumpkin bitch. When she took off her hat, she turned out to be Kim Possible! That means we all were fucking Kim Possible dressed as a pumpkin. Man, that’s just so fucking stupid!

Fry brought some porn to watch, and everyone immediately went horny again. They just can’t sit still, those stupid bone bags! Oh, well, if they want to, I will help them to fuck. Fry sticks his wiener inside Amy’s tight snatch, Leela has her ass pounded by Kif, Professor enjoys Amy covering his cock with drools – all goes normal. I used my antenna a little bit, thrusting it into Leela’s wet twat, and made her scream like if I was killing her. I personally would prefer the second, but… Nah, I’m just too kind. Horny Leela and Amy started lesbian games, and the guys stared at them, jacking off and drooling the place all over. Gosh, what a smut!

Oh man, I should have refused to play their game today… The guys wanted to have some toon BDSM fun, and I thought it was a nice idea, too. But unfortunately BDSM meant tortures not only for the girls, but for the boys as well. And the thing that happened next was horrible. Fry roasted my dick with a burner, and Zoidberg machined it with his rasp. That hurts so much! But I think that’s not the worst treatment for today, ‘cause the girls were fucked so roughly that I am glad I got away. They were tied tightly, their asses were stuffed with different dildos, and their mouths were filled with cocks, so that they barely choked. Horrible tortures for Leela and Amy – I don’t envy them!

I’m starting to get bored. Nothing special happens, no new tasks, no dangerous missions – just fucking all the time. Amy sucks cocks all day long: she swallows Professor’s dick, licks Fry’s sausage, please Zoidberg and even try to tease my hose. I don’t appreciate that much, though. Leela was at her best, giving her ass to be roughly jammed and fucking with Amy, using a sexy strap-on. Those sweet girls can perform seductive lesbian plays, you know. Very pretty, though they are nothing but helpless flesh bags. This time even Zoidberg had his chance to be not simply a weird alien doctor, whom everyone ignores, but a creature with a throbbing cock that needs cure.

Well, at last all came back to normal at our job. The day before we had a traditional, routine if you want, fuck starring Leela and Amy. The girls tried their best to please Fry and me, and Kif, too. I was fucking Leela in her ass, and Fry thrust his shaft inside her warm mouth. Amy gave her snatch to Kif, who was pleased with such attention. He nailed her hard to look a professional fucked in her eyes. Miserable bastard! I, Bender the almighty, was on top of my fame and glory as I fucked the girls in their twats with my shining metal cock! And Fry was fucking Amy’s feet – is that what humans call fetish? Well, you can see all for yourself – I’ve compiled the sex pictures into a porn gallery.

Guess what! That retard has drawn another porn comics! Man, his stupidity is naturally killing me! This time we all came to see Professor. And he started sucking Fry’s cock at once! He swallowed his meaty snake, then grabbed my metal shaft and swallowed it too! Amy exposed her tight butt, and Fry shoved his hose inside, pounding her with all his energy. Meanwhile Professor was giving blowjob to me. Meanwhile Leela was bouncing on top of Professor’s cock, screaming as her boobs jiggled so hard they could rip off! Well, all this smut ended with a huge cum shot all over the girls’ faces, bodies and the floor. That perverted Fry! I’ll kick his ass if I catch him!

Daamn, I knew that Fry is stupid, but that’s absolutely insane! That idiot has discovered an artist in himslefl, dammit! He has drawn a porn comics, and is now showing it to everyone. I took a look and was stunned – that jerk has drawn a threesome with himself, me and Leela! And it’d be ok, but one little detail – I look a complete retard in it! I give handjobs and act like a stupid! Fry fucks Leela in her snatch, then I fuck Fry, then he sucks my metal hose, Then we all drown in an orgy! Ugh, what a disgrace! I’m ouuta here, gotta kill Fry! Damn him for drawing such crazy shit… That’s not a Futurama porn, that’s bullshit!!! Freaking funny bullshit, though…

Fuck, I knew that Fry is a weirdo, but that he’s bisexual – no way! Didn’t even think of it. Nevertheless, last night when we all had sex at our workplace, he jumped on top of Professor’s dick and started bouncing, moaning from pleasure! I don’t get it – was he drunk? ‘Cause then he had his butt slammed by Amy’s brand new strap-on! I started thinking that he was gay, but he started pounding Leela’s hot pussy, and I calmed down. The rest of the sex party was great – I banged Leela and drank beer at the same time. That’s two of my favorite hobbies – fucking and drinking!

I got Fry and Leela a sex machine so they could spice up their sex lives, they had no idea I implanted a hidden camera on it so I could broadcast their dirty lovemaking online all over the galaxy! Not that I enjoy watching Fry’s naked butt and limp dick, but it’s worth the sacrifice if I get to whack off to Leela’s big tits and tight ass while she’s getting fucked by Fry on the sex machine.

Fry asked me to help him build Leela a birthday gift she would not forget. What better than a sex machine? By the time we were done, we had put together the meanest, leanest fucking machine ever built. Leela couldn’t believe it and she couldn’t wait to give it a test ride! The only condition, of course, was to let us see her doing it! I whacked my “bender” like 30 times seeing the sexy one eyed alien ride the fuck machine!

Fry is what I call a good friend! Who else would let you participate in a threesome and fuck his hot alien girlfriend? Leela is a real piece of alien ass, man, I always get a huge boner for her, and it seems like she was quite intrigued with my “bender”. She asked Fry is we could all have a threesome, looks like robot sex is a turn on for her. Man, while she was sucking Fry’s cock, I was having a ball fucking her wet alien pussy, hoping I didn’t blow my load too soon inside her!

I love to snoop around the office; there is always something to see! Fry and hot Leela thought nobody was around, so I got to see the sexy alien babe giving fry a wicked boob job with her huge bubble tits. She was even sucking his hard cock while she massaged his shaft in between her meaty puppies. She may just have one eye, but it’s a good thing she’s got 2 tits, don’t you think? I though Fry was going to take her only eye out with a load of creamy spunk!