Futurama Porn Diary

Today’s the big day – we’ve invited the hot Family Guy characters over. And, as always, the quiet party turned into a raging sex festival! Hermes fucked Lois Griffin in her butt, Zoidberg gave Meg a rough ass pummel, and Professor gave his wrinkled old dick to Peter Griffin. I wanted to have some fun, too, so after nailing Amy Wong, I decided to try some fat butt fucking and poked Chris’s chocolate hole. Too bad Peter noticed that and hurried up to revenge – he shoved his meaty pole inside my metal butt! That bastard tortured me for half an hour, and my ass still hurts. Well, at least the rest of the day went fine, and I got myself many sex pictures, so now I can share them with you. What for? For you to envy me, of course!

Oh man, I should have refused to play their game today… The guys wanted to have some toon BDSM fun, and I thought it was a nice idea, too. But unfortunately BDSM meant tortures not only for the girls, but for the boys as well. And the thing that happened next was horrible. Fry roasted my dick with a burner, and Zoidberg machined it with his rasp. That hurts so much! But I think that’s not the worst treatment for today, ‘cause the girls were fucked so roughly that I am glad I got away. They were tied tightly, their asses were stuffed with different dildos, and their mouths were filled with cocks, so that they barely choked. Horrible tortures for Leela and Amy – I don’t envy them!

I’m starting to get bored. Nothing special happens, no new tasks, no dangerous missions – just fucking all the time. Amy sucks cocks all day long: she swallows Professor’s dick, licks Fry’s sausage, please Zoidberg and even try to tease my hose. I don’t appreciate that much, though. Leela was at her best, giving her ass to be roughly jammed and fucking with Amy, using a sexy strap-on. Those sweet girls can perform seductive lesbian plays, you know. Very pretty, though they are nothing but helpless flesh bags. This time even Zoidberg had his chance to be not simply a weird alien doctor, whom everyone ignores, but a creature with a throbbing cock that needs cure.

I have heard all sorts of weird sex stories about Dr. Zoidberg and all the bizarre sex gadgets he keeps in his lab. I really need to get some of those so I can bend some hot babes. He doesn’t let me in, so I sent Amy instead. They stayed locked in for hours, having all kinds of hardcore and kinky sex with his sex toys, sexual gadgets and love potions! Amy seems to have a thing for really strange alien sex, that nasty slut! Bender really wants to bend her Asian pussy!

I have to get my hands on whatever Dr. Zoidberg is giving Amy. She has turned into a sex slut that can’t get enough of his crustacean cock! She spends all day long in his lab, all you can hear from outside are the wild sex noises they make. Zoidberg doesn’t let me into the lab, but I plugged myself into the computer’s security network to spy on them and watch Amy take his slimy alien cock in her mouth while she plays with his loose ball sack. Very bizarre but hot at the same time!

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Zoidberg is a real sex freak, he is always coming up with freaky machines, lotions, potions and pills to enhance his sex experience and uses Amy as his lab rat, or should I say “lab pussy”? The horny asian babe will do anything as long as it gets her laid, and she has a kink for sex with aliens, too bad she doesn’t have a kink for sex with robots, too! I don’t care as long as I get to whack off watching her have freaky alien sex with Zoidberg and his very oddly shaped crustacean cock!