Futurama Porn Diary

Okay, now these flesh freaks definitely have some mind problems! Guess who’s drawn another stupid porn comics? It’s Leela! Yes, and she drawn a sex comics where I fuck Fry! Well, at least not the opposite… I grab my metal hose there and stick it into Fry’s tight ass, pumping him like a dog. Then disgusting things start happening. At first Fry pukes right at the moment I cum into his ass, then he pisses on the floor. Ugh! Then our brave Leela comes, and her big eye is like not so big at all, and she pulls out her blaster and shoots us both. Yeah, world is saved, yippee. Agh, whatever, stupid one-eyed mutant!

Today’s the big day – we’ve invited the hot Family Guy characters over. And, as always, the quiet party turned into a raging sex festival! Hermes fucked Lois Griffin in her butt, Zoidberg gave Meg a rough ass pummel, and Professor gave his wrinkled old dick to Peter Griffin. I wanted to have some fun, too, so after nailing Amy Wong, I decided to try some fat butt fucking and poked Chris’s chocolate hole. Too bad Peter noticed that and hurried up to revenge – he shoved his meaty pole inside my metal butt! That bastard tortured me for half an hour, and my ass still hurts. Well, at least the rest of the day went fine, and I got myself many sex pictures, so now I can share them with you. What for? For you to envy me, of course!

That’s it – I’ve decided to show Fry that I can draw porn comics too, and much better ones. So I spent some time with the paper and pencils… Nah, fuck it – I’m just kidding. Of course, I used my built-in graphics processor and printed the sex pictures afterwards But told everyone I used good old wooden sticks and pieces of paper. So these pictures are much more stylized and seductive, and the gorgeous Bender rules here! I fuck everybody, and even Fry here. But then I thought that it’s too boring, and added some pictures of Fry fucking Professor, Leela sucking Fry’s dick and naked Leela standing by the ocean. Wait a minute… What’s that? Fry cumming on my face?! That picture is not mine… Erm, don’t mind it – that’s some bug in my graphics chip…

That stupid idiot, I mean, Fry, has drawn another Futurama porn comics. I already don’t pay attention to his tricks. He invented some weird type of “Halloween porn” – one sunny day when we all were fucking, someone knocked at the door. A weird girl came in, with a pumpkin on her head. She fell on her knees and started sucking my bolt! That mysterious girl with a nice ass and a warm mouth sucked off every man in the room (except for Zoidberg, of course, haha). End everyone had a good time pumping her in her butt. Leela seemed to be disappointed as she lacked attention now, and all because of that skinny pumpkin bitch. When she took off her hat, she turned out to be Kim Possible! That means we all were fucking Kim Possible dressed as a pumpkin. Man, that’s just so fucking stupid!

Fry brought some porn to watch, and everyone immediately went horny again. They just can’t sit still, those stupid bone bags! Oh, well, if they want to, I will help them to fuck. Fry sticks his wiener inside Amy’s tight snatch, Leela has her ass pounded by Kif, Professor enjoys Amy covering his cock with drools – all goes normal. I used my antenna a little bit, thrusting it into Leela’s wet twat, and made her scream like if I was killing her. I personally would prefer the second, but… Nah, I’m just too kind. Horny Leela and Amy started lesbian games, and the guys stared at them, jacking off and drooling the place all over. Gosh, what a smut!

Oh man, I should have refused to play their game today… The guys wanted to have some toon BDSM fun, and I thought it was a nice idea, too. But unfortunately BDSM meant tortures not only for the girls, but for the boys as well. And the thing that happened next was horrible. Fry roasted my dick with a burner, and Zoidberg machined it with his rasp. That hurts so much! But I think that’s not the worst treatment for today, ‘cause the girls were fucked so roughly that I am glad I got away. They were tied tightly, their asses were stuffed with different dildos, and their mouths were filled with cocks, so that they barely choked. Horrible tortures for Leela and Amy – I don’t envy them!

I’m starting to get bored. Nothing special happens, no new tasks, no dangerous missions – just fucking all the time. Amy sucks cocks all day long: she swallows Professor’s dick, licks Fry’s sausage, please Zoidberg and even try to tease my hose. I don’t appreciate that much, though. Leela was at her best, giving her ass to be roughly jammed and fucking with Amy, using a sexy strap-on. Those sweet girls can perform seductive lesbian plays, you know. Very pretty, though they are nothing but helpless flesh bags. This time even Zoidberg had his chance to be not simply a weird alien doctor, whom everyone ignores, but a creature with a throbbing cock that needs cure.

Well, at last all came back to normal at our job. The day before we had a traditional, routine if you want, fuck starring Leela and Amy. The girls tried their best to please Fry and me, and Kif, too. I was fucking Leela in her ass, and Fry thrust his shaft inside her warm mouth. Amy gave her snatch to Kif, who was pleased with such attention. He nailed her hard to look a professional fucked in her eyes. Miserable bastard! I, Bender the almighty, was on top of my fame and glory as I fucked the girls in their twats with my shining metal cock! And Fry was fucking Amy’s feet – is that what humans call fetish? Well, you can see all for yourself – I’ve compiled the sex pictures into a porn gallery.

Guess what! That retard has drawn another porn comics! Man, his stupidity is naturally killing me! This time we all came to see Professor. And he started sucking Fry’s cock at once! He swallowed his meaty snake, then grabbed my metal shaft and swallowed it too! Amy exposed her tight butt, and Fry shoved his hose inside, pounding her with all his energy. Meanwhile Professor was giving blowjob to me. Meanwhile Leela was bouncing on top of Professor’s cock, screaming as her boobs jiggled so hard they could rip off! Well, all this smut ended with a huge cum shot all over the girls’ faces, bodies and the floor. That perverted Fry! I’ll kick his ass if I catch him!

Daamn, I knew that Fry is stupid, but that’s absolutely insane! That idiot has discovered an artist in himslefl, dammit! He has drawn a porn comics, and is now showing it to everyone. I took a look and was stunned – that jerk has drawn a threesome with himself, me and Leela! And it’d be ok, but one little detail – I look a complete retard in it! I give handjobs and act like a stupid! Fry fucks Leela in her snatch, then I fuck Fry, then he sucks my metal hose, Then we all drown in an orgy! Ugh, what a disgrace! I’m ouuta here, gotta kill Fry! Damn him for drawing such crazy shit… That’s not a Futurama porn, that’s bullshit!!! Freaking funny bullshit, though…

Wow… My head still hurts, and I don’t exactly remember what happened… Hate those flashbacks, especially when they are not pleasant at all! Okay, let’s be cool now and remember. I was doing my thing… Then Fry came up and said he had an awesome disk with some porn to watch. I took it by force, then knocked him out not to hear his miserable screams. Then I uploaded the files to my flash dump. And then… It all went upside down – I had some strange visions – Amy giving handjob to Fry, Zoidberg fucking some weird alien, Nibbler sucking Zoidberg’s dick… Me fucking Amy in her tight hole, Leela sucking Hermes’s huge hose… My god, what was that stuff? Must have been some sort of a virus! Need to check my memory for errors and delete all this smut! Here, have a look at the pictures from it for the last time!

I wanted to have a good sleep, but those horny bitches woke me up. They said their pussies were terribly itching, so they asked me to fuck them in their plump twats. Well, I was pissed at first, but – hey! What else are the friends needed for? I pulled off my metal snake and shoved it inside Leela’s tight hole. I poked her for an hour at least, and she still asked for more! Amy was licking her clit, teasing herself at the same time. Then the guys woke up, and hurried up to give girls a hand. Or, let us say, a cock. Fry ripped Amy’s snatch with his wiener, and even Nibbler licked his lady’s twat. Ah, one could make a perfect Futurama porn movie from that! Well, gotta go. Watch and envy me – Bender almighty and alsexy!

Few girls have ever managed to make me blow my load like Amy, after all I am a robot and I can cum at will, but Amy is just too hot! We somehow ended up as the main feature of a bizarre sex show, the crowd lov4ed the way this Asian babe sucked robot cock, massaging my robo-balls while milking my mechanical dick until I was ready to splatter her face with my lubricants. She told me I was the perfect sex machine, what a compliment!

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A hot night out on town with Amy found us in a bizarre sex show, with no Money to pay for the hefty tab we left. The only way they would let us go was if we joined their act on stage. Amy is a real dirty fuck slut, so she had no problems getting naked and bending over so everybody could see how II bended her tight ass in doggy position! This sexy Asian slut can really take a robot cock up the ass like a true pro!

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I love to go out and party with cute Amy, she can turn into a real slut after a few drinks! We went to this wild sex show and she decided she wanted to be part of the act, which involved a severed head in a glass container and a sex toy. I couldn’t just leave her alone, so I joined her on stage and let the naughty Asian babe give me one of the best hummers I ever got.

I got to be careful when I go party with hot Amy, she knows how to end up in the most bizarre situations! We hit a sleazy strip-joint I know which has the cheapest booze and hottest alien strippers and just started ordering drinks and lap dances. When they brought in the tab, Amy remembered she didn’t bring in her cred card to pay the bill! We ended up putting on a live sex show for the crowd, including a severed head in a glass container, so you can imagine how bizarre and weird it was!

Fry is what I call a good friend! Who else would let you participate in a threesome and fuck his hot alien girlfriend? Leela is a real piece of alien ass, man, I always get a huge boner for her, and it seems like she was quite intrigued with my “bender”. She asked Fry is we could all have a threesome, looks like robot sex is a turn on for her. Man, while she was sucking Fry’s cock, I was having a ball fucking her wet alien pussy, hoping I didn’t blow my load too soon inside her!