Futurama Porn Diary

Seems that the porn comics epidemic has affected all of these stupid bone bags. Now Amy came up with her sex idea! She has drawn a sex comics where all of us participate in unbelievable smut. Fry fucked Leela, sticking his cock inside her twat, and she begged to push it deeper; I fisted Amy’s snatch and banged her plump ass, Professor enjoyed my metal plunger inside his chocolate fortress and gave his wiener to Zoidberg to suck at the same time. Even Nibbler was roughly fucked and gave all his three cocks to be sucked. What – you never knew Nibbler had three cocks? Well, now you are aware. Anyway, these stupid porn pictures are miserable! I hate that stupid bitch and gonna kick her ass tomorrow!

Today’s the big day – we’ve invited the hot Family Guy characters over. And, as always, the quiet party turned into a raging sex festival! Hermes fucked Lois Griffin in her butt, Zoidberg gave Meg a rough ass pummel, and Professor gave his wrinkled old dick to Peter Griffin. I wanted to have some fun, too, so after nailing Amy Wong, I decided to try some fat butt fucking and poked Chris’s chocolate hole. Too bad Peter noticed that and hurried up to revenge – he shoved his meaty pole inside my metal butt! That bastard tortured me for half an hour, and my ass still hurts. Well, at least the rest of the day went fine, and I got myself many sex pictures, so now I can share them with you. What for? For you to envy me, of course!

That stupid idiot, I mean, Fry, has drawn another Futurama porn comics. I already don’t pay attention to his tricks. He invented some weird type of “Halloween porn” – one sunny day when we all were fucking, someone knocked at the door. A weird girl came in, with a pumpkin on her head. She fell on her knees and started sucking my bolt! That mysterious girl with a nice ass and a warm mouth sucked off every man in the room (except for Zoidberg, of course, haha). End everyone had a good time pumping her in her butt. Leela seemed to be disappointed as she lacked attention now, and all because of that skinny pumpkin bitch. When she took off her hat, she turned out to be Kim Possible! That means we all were fucking Kim Possible dressed as a pumpkin. Man, that’s just so fucking stupid!

Fry brought some porn to watch, and everyone immediately went horny again. They just can’t sit still, those stupid bone bags! Oh, well, if they want to, I will help them to fuck. Fry sticks his wiener inside Amy’s tight snatch, Leela has her ass pounded by Kif, Professor enjoys Amy covering his cock with drools – all goes normal. I used my antenna a little bit, thrusting it into Leela’s wet twat, and made her scream like if I was killing her. I personally would prefer the second, but… Nah, I’m just too kind. Horny Leela and Amy started lesbian games, and the guys stared at them, jacking off and drooling the place all over. Gosh, what a smut!

Oh man, I should have refused to play their game today… The guys wanted to have some toon BDSM fun, and I thought it was a nice idea, too. But unfortunately BDSM meant tortures not only for the girls, but for the boys as well. And the thing that happened next was horrible. Fry roasted my dick with a burner, and Zoidberg machined it with his rasp. That hurts so much! But I think that’s not the worst treatment for today, ‘cause the girls were fucked so roughly that I am glad I got away. They were tied tightly, their asses were stuffed with different dildos, and their mouths were filled with cocks, so that they barely choked. Horrible tortures for Leela and Amy – I don’t envy them!

I’m starting to get bored. Nothing special happens, no new tasks, no dangerous missions – just fucking all the time. Amy sucks cocks all day long: she swallows Professor’s dick, licks Fry’s sausage, please Zoidberg and even try to tease my hose. I don’t appreciate that much, though. Leela was at her best, giving her ass to be roughly jammed and fucking with Amy, using a sexy strap-on. Those sweet girls can perform seductive lesbian plays, you know. Very pretty, though they are nothing but helpless flesh bags. This time even Zoidberg had his chance to be not simply a weird alien doctor, whom everyone ignores, but a creature with a throbbing cock that needs cure.

Well, at last all came back to normal at our job. The day before we had a traditional, routine if you want, fuck starring Leela and Amy. The girls tried their best to please Fry and me, and Kif, too. I was fucking Leela in her ass, and Fry thrust his shaft inside her warm mouth. Amy gave her snatch to Kif, who was pleased with such attention. He nailed her hard to look a professional fucked in her eyes. Miserable bastard! I, Bender the almighty, was on top of my fame and glory as I fucked the girls in their twats with my shining metal cock! And Fry was fucking Amy’s feet – is that what humans call fetish? Well, you can see all for yourself – I’ve compiled the sex pictures into a porn gallery.

Wow… My head still hurts, and I don’t exactly remember what happened… Hate those flashbacks, especially when they are not pleasant at all! Okay, let’s be cool now and remember. I was doing my thing… Then Fry came up and said he had an awesome disk with some porn to watch. I took it by force, then knocked him out not to hear his miserable screams. Then I uploaded the files to my flash dump. And then… It all went upside down – I had some strange visions – Amy giving handjob to Fry, Zoidberg fucking some weird alien, Nibbler sucking Zoidberg’s dick… Me fucking Amy in her tight hole, Leela sucking Hermes’s huge hose… My god, what was that stuff? Must have been some sort of a virus! Need to check my memory for errors and delete all this smut! Here, have a look at the pictures from it for the last time!

I have heard all sorts of weird sex stories about Dr. Zoidberg and all the bizarre sex gadgets he keeps in his lab. I really need to get some of those so I can bend some hot babes. He doesn’t let me in, so I sent Amy instead. They stayed locked in for hours, having all kinds of hardcore and kinky sex with his sex toys, sexual gadgets and love potions! Amy seems to have a thing for really strange alien sex, that nasty slut! Bender really wants to bend her Asian pussy!

I have to get my hands on whatever Dr. Zoidberg is giving Amy. She has turned into a sex slut that can’t get enough of his crustacean cock! She spends all day long in his lab, all you can hear from outside are the wild sex noises they make. Zoidberg doesn’t let me into the lab, but I plugged myself into the computer’s security network to spy on them and watch Amy take his slimy alien cock in her mouth while she plays with his loose ball sack. Very bizarre but hot at the same time!

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Few girls have ever managed to make me blow my load like Amy, after all I am a robot and I can cum at will, but Amy is just too hot! We somehow ended up as the main feature of a bizarre sex show, the crowd lov4ed the way this Asian babe sucked robot cock, massaging my robo-balls while milking my mechanical dick until I was ready to splatter her face with my lubricants. She told me I was the perfect sex machine, what a compliment!

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A hot night out on town with Amy found us in a bizarre sex show, with no Money to pay for the hefty tab we left. The only way they would let us go was if we joined their act on stage. Amy is a real dirty fuck slut, so she had no problems getting naked and bending over so everybody could see how II bended her tight ass in doggy position! This sexy Asian slut can really take a robot cock up the ass like a true pro!

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I love to go out and party with cute Amy, she can turn into a real slut after a few drinks! We went to this wild sex show and she decided she wanted to be part of the act, which involved a severed head in a glass container and a sex toy. I couldn’t just leave her alone, so I joined her on stage and let the naughty Asian babe give me one of the best hummers I ever got.

Zoidberg is a real sex freak, he is always coming up with freaky machines, lotions, potions and pills to enhance his sex experience and uses Amy as his lab rat, or should I say “lab pussy”? The horny asian babe will do anything as long as it gets her laid, and she has a kink for sex with aliens, too bad she doesn’t have a kink for sex with robots, too! I don’t care as long as I get to whack off watching her have freaky alien sex with Zoidberg and his very oddly shaped crustacean cock!

I got to be careful when I go party with hot Amy, she knows how to end up in the most bizarre situations! We hit a sleazy strip-joint I know which has the cheapest booze and hottest alien strippers and just started ordering drinks and lap dances. When they brought in the tab, Amy remembered she didn’t bring in her cred card to pay the bill! We ended up putting on a live sex show for the crowd, including a severed head in a glass container, so you can imagine how bizarre and weird it was!

I got Leela a present with just one condition, to let me see her using it! As soon as she opened it up and saw it was a big strap-on cock, she told me she would use it with Amy! The girls got naked in bed and started having the hottest toon lesbian action, checking out my “bender” as they kissed, caressed and used the huge strap-on cock to fuck each other’s dripping wet pussies! They were having so much dirty fun together, they didn’t even ask me to join in! Maybe the next time!

The beach is no place for a robot, with all the sand and sea water getting into my sockets and rusting my chrome finish, but with so many hot girls and lots of booze, I just couldn’t say no. I had a blast watching Amy sun bathing topless, the sexy asian babe has petite titties, but they are still hot to watch! I trained Nibbler to bite off her panties, so I could check out her asian beaver and whack off to it! She never imagined it was me behind Nibbler’s “odd” behavior!